Looked out of the window this morning and spotted that the sun was just rising and had started to melt the frost on the fence.
Friday, 28 November 2008
Thursday, 27 November 2008
36/365 - Jean-Francois
Meet Jean-Francois. He is part of my personality but is far too enigmatic to reveal which part yet.
His favourite colour is teal. His favourite food is cheesy mashed potato and he drinks all his drinks through a straw.
He is an extremely skilled driver, scoring 100% in his most recent aptitude test. Unfortunately all his driving qualifications are paper based due to issues of scale (his arms are too short to reach the steering wheel so he has never actually driven a car).
Jean-Francois is a soprano and is president of the Tadcaster Male Voice Choir for Embodied Personality Traits. Unfortunately the club is still awaiting its first affiliate member and Jean-Francois is considering leaving after his objections to the recent subs increase were ignored.
Jean-Francois speaks fluent Esperanto and has a degree in linen trousers. He abhors, any act of violence, nationilsed rail services and Bernie Clifton.
He considers his biggest strengths to be his Shakespeare recitals, his personal favourite being King Richard the Third's soliloquy from the bard's play of the same name.
His favourite colour is teal. His favourite food is cheesy mashed potato and he drinks all his drinks through a straw.
He is an extremely skilled driver, scoring 100% in his most recent aptitude test. Unfortunately all his driving qualifications are paper based due to issues of scale (his arms are too short to reach the steering wheel so he has never actually driven a car).
Jean-Francois is a soprano and is president of the Tadcaster Male Voice Choir for Embodied Personality Traits. Unfortunately the club is still awaiting its first affiliate member and Jean-Francois is considering leaving after his objections to the recent subs increase were ignored.
Jean-Francois speaks fluent Esperanto and has a degree in linen trousers. He abhors, any act of violence, nationilsed rail services and Bernie Clifton.
He considers his biggest strengths to be his Shakespeare recitals, his personal favourite being King Richard the Third's soliloquy from the bard's play of the same name.
Wednesday, 26 November 2008
35/365 - Drinking on a school night...
Tonight I had to entertain some business colleagues which involved staying in a hotel and getting very drunk on comapny expenses. Hence the 'this'll do' shot taken with my Blackberry in the hotel room!
Tuesday, 25 November 2008
Monday, 24 November 2008
33/365 - Royal Flush...
To finish this week's minimal theme, it's an appearance from some of Iraq's most wanted...
Sunday, 23 November 2008
32/365 - FAR too much to drink last night!
Oh dear, I have spent the entire day feeling absolutely shocking after drinking WAY too much last night :( Serves me right I guess...
Saturday, 22 November 2008
Friday, 21 November 2008
Thursday, 20 November 2008
Wednesday, 19 November 2008
28/365 - Cotton buds carry a warning
Managed to injure myself with one of these later on. The warning 'Do not insert into ear or nose canal' should really be observed.
Tuesday, 18 November 2008
Monday, 17 November 2008
Sunday, 16 November 2008
Saturday, 15 November 2008
Friday, 14 November 2008
Thursday, 13 November 2008
Wednesday, 12 November 2008
Tuesday, 11 November 2008
20/365 - On 'Tops
Domo didn't fancy sticking around in the house all day whilst I was at work so he came with me. Went up on't moors later on so he could get some fresh air but he wasn't very impressed when he realised how windy it was... Just after this he ended up face down in a field full of cows.
Monday, 10 November 2008
19/365 - Hello Domo!
Hey look who turned up at my house today! His mouth is open a lot but he never says much...
Sunday, 9 November 2008
18/365 - Headshots
Spent the day doing headshots for a local actor. Got to be honest I didn't feel like taking any more photographs after the 400 or so I had already taken so this one is just going to have to be part of my project 365!
Saturday, 8 November 2008
17/365 - Time for another beer...
Well you can't watch the X Factor without it can you? OK OK I'm sad I know. I guess this is me coming out.
I WATCH THE X FACTOR! :-)
I WATCH THE X FACTOR! :-)
Friday, 7 November 2008
16/365 - So close...
Came so close to giving up on the whole project 365 thing tonight. Terrible week at work, house is in chaos, washing hanging from every horizontal surface.
I really was thinking forget it, the last thing I need is to take a photograph. But the wife convinced me not to throw it away after the work I've put in up to now. I must remember to iron that shirt before Monday. Joy.
I really was thinking forget it, the last thing I need is to take a photograph. But the wife convinced me not to throw it away after the work I've put in up to now. I must remember to iron that shirt before Monday. Joy.
Thursday, 6 November 2008
15/365
A duck walks into a pub and says to the landlord "I'll bet you 200 quid I can p**s into that glass without spilling a drop", pointing to a glass on the top shelf. The landlord contemplates this and says "You're on". So the duck proceeds to p**s all over the bar, and when he's finished the only dry spot left is the top shelf. The landlord is beside himself with laughter, but stops laughing when he sees the duck smiling. "What are you smiling for?" he asks the duck, "You've just lost 200 quid". "Yeah", says the duck, "but I bet the ducks outside a grand that I could p**s all over your bar and you'd be laughing."
Wednesday, 5 November 2008
14/365 - Don't go in there!
Finally I got some time for a bit of photography. I tell you what though, this was bloody frustrating! Not sure if I'll want to try it again after all this! First I realised I can't draw for toffee, next I found my big fat head kept getting in the way!!
13/365 - Day 13 - explains a lot!
Just realised it's day 13 of the project which explains a lot! Nothing but bad luck today!
Just thought I'd take a quick picture of the thing that seems to be dicating my life at the moment. Not not the cooker... the time!
Alas, time has beaten me again today and I haven't had a chance to take a decent photograph, despite some decent ideas. Oh well, there's always tomorrow.... yawn..
Just thought I'd take a quick picture of the thing that seems to be dicating my life at the moment. Not not the cooker... the time!
Alas, time has beaten me again today and I haven't had a chance to take a decent photograph, despite some decent ideas. Oh well, there's always tomorrow.... yawn..
Monday, 3 November 2008
12/365 - Madness madness
It's been complete madness today and I haven't had time to do a bloody thing! Hence my 'quick quick what can I take a photo of!?' type picture.
Not sure if I like this one or not to be honest!
Not sure if I like this one or not to be honest!
Sunday, 2 November 2008
Saturday, 1 November 2008
10/365 - Urban Jungle
I really wasn't in the mood to take a photograph today. I guess that's what this project 365 thing is all about. You still have to take photographs even when you don't feel like it.
I walked up to the supermarket tonight and took a half hearted photograph of a statue thinking that would do for tonight, then on the way back, I saw this weird looking urban jungle which had sprouted up in an alleyway behind a shop. I really love the look of it. Nature always manages to reclaim he land in the end I guess.
I walked up to the supermarket tonight and took a half hearted photograph of a statue thinking that would do for tonight, then on the way back, I saw this weird looking urban jungle which had sprouted up in an alleyway behind a shop. I really love the look of it. Nature always manages to reclaim he land in the end I guess.
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