A duck walks into a pub and says to the landlord "I'll bet you 200 quid I can p**s into that glass without spilling a drop", pointing to a glass on the top shelf. The landlord contemplates this and says "You're on". So the duck proceeds to p**s all over the bar, and when he's finished the only dry spot left is the top shelf. The landlord is beside himself with laughter, but stops laughing when he sees the duck smiling. "What are you smiling for?" he asks the duck, "You've just lost 200 quid". "Yeah", says the duck, "but I bet the ducks outside a grand that I could p**s all over your bar and you'd be laughing."
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