Meet Jean-Francois. He is part of my personality but is far too enigmatic to reveal which part yet.
His favourite colour is teal. His favourite food is cheesy mashed potato and he drinks all his drinks through a straw.
He is an extremely skilled driver, scoring 100% in his most recent aptitude test. Unfortunately all his driving qualifications are paper based due to issues of scale (his arms are too short to reach the steering wheel so he has never actually driven a car).
Jean-Francois is a soprano and is president of the Tadcaster Male Voice Choir for Embodied Personality Traits. Unfortunately the club is still awaiting its first affiliate member and Jean-Francois is considering leaving after his objections to the recent subs increase were ignored.
Jean-Francois speaks fluent Esperanto and has a degree in linen trousers. He abhors, any act of violence, nationilsed rail services and Bernie Clifton.
He considers his biggest strengths to be his Shakespeare recitals, his personal favourite being King Richard the Third's soliloquy from the bard's play of the same name.
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